Friday, February 23, 2007

The Thirst Quencher

Say you wake up in the middle of the night, it's dark, you're groggy, and you're thirsty. Then you stumble into the kitchen, and you see the silhouette of a container of juice on the counter. You're sleepy, so you don't stop to think about why it's not in the fridge, or why the cap feels funny. In that situation, my advice for you is not to drink it.

It's probably olive oil.

3 comments:

Danielle said...

GROSS! That is no fun in the middle of the night!

Eric and April Colquett said...

I always wake up craving juice in the middle of the night. I'll keep that in mind!
-April

faye said...

ick ick ick. but thanks for the laugh