Wednesday, February 14, 2007

24 Predictions

I have watched season 1 and season 2 of 24 (commentary coming soon) and I am starting to notice some reoccurring themes. Here is what I am predicting will happen in season 3 of 24.

1.Jack will yell at a lot of people - Jack seems to have only two volume levels: scary whisper and drill sergeant.
2. Any CTU agents that we don't know by name will be killed - How many times has a entire team of CTU field agents been wiped out while guarding something or someone?
3. Jack will disobey an order from CTU - You would think by now they'd just let him do what he wants anyway.
4. The president will be manipulated by a member of his inner circle - Who are these people that the president keeps appointing to their cabinet? If I was president, I would let Jack choose my cabinet, or better yet , just let Jack be president. That way he could torture anyone who he thought was going behind his back.
5. There will be a mole inside CTU - This place has got to have the worst hiring department in the world. How is it that Vegas casinos can watch their employees enough that it's impossible to steal a quarter without ending up in a back room being beat half to death but the Counter Terrorist Unit has someone stealing info from it every season.
6. Jack will physically hurt and/or kill someone that works at CTU - This man has shot one boss in the leg with a dart, beat up Tony, drugged another boss, shoot them, beat them up, killed a mole or two, and punched out half the office while trying to escape at one time or another, yet he still gets asked back to work. Now that's proof that it's hard to get fired from a government job.
7. Someone at CTU will lie to protect Jack - I'm not into lying, but he might tempt me.
8. Jack will kill someone in an unconventional way - It's kinda hard to top shooting someone then chopping their head off with a hacksaw.
9. A terrorist organization will threaten the lives of thousands of people in L.A. - wow, shocking.
10. Someone will be kidnapped - It will probably be Kim about 10 different times because she is stupid.
11. No one will sleep or go to the bathroom - It will be the longest day of their life.
12. Jack will kill an insane amount of terrorists - (or people for that matter) It's incredible how many people these terror cells have on their payroll. It's got to be expensive replacing all the people that Jack kills. I'd just wait till he retired or took a vacation before I plotted world domination.
13. Someone will get tortured.
14. Kim Bauer will drive us crazy - enough said

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