Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A Bunch of Weird Things About Me

  • I Love all infomercials! Especially the ones that are selling CD compilations and handy things you can use around the house.
  • Every night before bed I put Vaseline on my eyes and lips.
  • I can't leave my house unless I have brushed my teeth.
  • I make a pot of coffee each morning and only drink about 4-5 sips.
  • I sleep with 3 pillows and the fan on every night even if it is below freezing outside. Todd has even had to put on thermal underwear before just to stay warm.
  • I think name tags are cool. I save everyone I have ever gotten.
  • The smell of Right Guard deodorant, citrus orange cleaner and cat food commercials make me gag really bad.
  • Speaking of gagging, I have an extreme phobia of barf, otherwise known as Emetophobia. I even locked my daughter in the backyard onetime when she was sick and spoke to her through a cracked window.
  • I have been told I laugh pretty loud and maybe not at the right time. When I hold my laughter in, I snort.
  • I like to follow people home and see where they live. Todd thinks this is so weird ,but he always drives me.
  • I have serious aversion to hot dogs and pork. gross. I can hardly even write about it, it creeps me out so bad.
  • I am a total heath nut. Organic stuff, supplements, stuff like that really excites me and I get really pumped up. I've had fewer than 1 cold per year for the last 6 years.
  • I love Karaoke and sing with the microphones everyday. I also use the microphones to talk to everyone in the house and tell them what to do just to be obnoxious. It seems to work.
  • I have a very high threshold for breaking into tears.
  • I know the words to 99% of all the Beatles songs.
  • I like to hide and scare Todd at random times. He does not think this is weird, but more juvenile. I think he says that because I really do scare him.
  • Once a month or so I usually scream in my sleep and then can't quit giggling in the night because it wakes Todd up and he gets mad, which makes the uncontrollable giggling worse, which makes him get even madder -the cycle never ends.
  • I can squat 60 pounds.
  • When I do something, I am either all or nothing.

Have you had enough yet?

4 comments:

Danielle said...

No, Sandi my sweet friend, I haven't had enough yet! You are seriously one of the funniest people I know! In fact, Trey and I were discussing your blog tonight over dinner... you're so funny you're a household name (we both love it)!!! I love your list and wish that I could be a fly on the wall for just one day of your life :)!

Trey said...

Sandi, I have to say that this is one of the funniest blogs around. You really have a talent for telling funny stories. I think you should write a book about all this stuff. I even thought of a great title, "Confessions of a Suburban Diva."

Sandi said...

Thanks for the props guys. Are you just saying that because yesterday was national compliment day? :)

Lisa Cowen said...

Should we warn England now or just let them be surprised?! :) I guess you won't be eating bangers & mash - at least not the bangers!
love the list! I'm going out to buy a microphone - that would be great for the boys - maybe I could then stop repeating myself :)